Madam's Been Murdered, Tea Will Be Late

Book By: Pat Cook
Play #: 1083
Pages: 75 pgs
Cast: 7 m, 6 w

Have you ever wanted to stay in an old, drafty English manor with a serial murderer and a ghost running loose in the dark? Who hasn't? Houndstooth Manor simply abounds with atmosphere. "We're lousy with it," the butler intones as he casts a suspicious eye over the paying guests, wondering who is next to be murdered. Will it be the pompous, retired Major who's always going on about how he stopped some uprising "with just a few well-chosen words and a flame thrower." Or maybe the honeymooning couple who know more than they'd like you to believe. Or maybe the former school teacher who's recovering from a nervous condition brought on when some of her students nailed her up in a keg. If hilarious dialogue, outrageous characters and a plot with more twists than a London road map is your cup of tea, you'll love this comedy!

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WEARY ARTS GROUP 3 Performance(s)
YORK, PA 4/24/2025
OXFORD HILLS CHRISTIAN ACADEMY 3 Performance(s)
SOUTH PARIS, ME 5/10/2024
ANSWERS ACADEMY 1 Performance(s)
HEBRON, KY 4/26/2024
LEESBURG LIGHTHOUSE PRODUCTIONS 4 Performance(s)
GROVE CITY, PA 4/19/2024
FREE RANGE BANANA MINING CO 4 Performance(s)
JOLIET, MT 4/12/2024
HOT SPRINGS VILLAGE PLAYERS 3 Performance(s)
HOT SPRINGS VILLAGE, AR 3/15/2024
AURORA HIGH SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
AURORA, NE 3/18/2022
COLUMBIA HEIGHTS RECREATION 1 Performance(s)
COLUMBIA HEIGHTS, MN 8/12/2021
PORT HURON NORTHERN HIGH SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
PORT HURON, MI 5/7/2020
WESTERN SCHOOL OF TECHNOLOGY & ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCE 2 Performance(s)
CATONSVILLE, MD 2/21/2020