Mastermime (Or Don’t Mime if I Do)

Play #: 2391
Pages: 24 pgs
Cast: 3 m, 3 w, 6 flexible

Tomorrow is opening night at The Grand Old Theatre and Mastermime, a notorious criminal who distracts audiences with entrancing mime routines and then disappears with their valuables, has defaced the theatre marquee and is terrorizing the stagehands. Will hard-boiled detective Stanton Ovation and his earnest sidekick Deputy Hammet Upp capture this mute but expressive villain before he steals self-absorbed celebrity actress Ima Starr’s diamonds? Or is there more to this case than it seems? Ima’s talkative assistant Roberta, who was a forensic scientist before entering the glamorous world of show biz, offers tips to the investigators while Ima’s super-fan Shirley Ujest, who watches a lot of TV with the sound off, translates for the mime. The mystery unfolds, punctuated with theatrical cell phone ringtones, love-at-first sight encounters, and a dramatic mime battle! This show is an over-the-top mystery melodrama that celebrates the fascinating art of pantomime. Appropriate for teen to adult performers. About 30 minutes.

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Productions

RAYBURN MIDDLE SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
SAN ANTONIO, TX 1/15/2025
IOWA PARK CISD 1 Performance(s)
IOWA PARK, TX 4/26/2024
SAM RAYBURN INTERMEDIATE SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
BRYAN, TX 2/24/2024
HAYES CENTER PUBLIC SCHOOL 3 Performance(s)
HAYES CENTER, NE 11/12/2023
SAM RAYBURN INTERMEDIATE SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
BRYAN, TX 2/25/2022
HARBORLIGHT MONTESSORI 1 Performance(s)
BEVERLY, MA 2/11/2022
REACT DRAMA SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
BELLERIVE, AUSTRALIA 7/3/2021
HEBRON MIDDLE SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
HEBRON, IN 3/16/2018
GUTIERREZ MIDDLE SCHOOL 3 Performance(s)
HARLINGEN, TX 12/14/2017
LINCOLN HIGH SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
CAMBRIDGE CITY, IN 11/4/2017
EDMUNDS CENTRAL 1 Performance(s)
ROSCOE, SD 1/17/2017

Behind The Scenes

PLAYWRIGHT KATIE B. OBERLANDER TALKS ABOUT HER PLAY

MASTERMIME (OR DON’T MIME IF I DO)

 

Q: WHAT INSPIRED YOU TO WRITE THIS PLAY?

A: A skit created by some of my middle school theatre students inspired this play. It was about a mime and his protégé who committed crimes together. I thought, “Cool, he’s a criminal “mastermime!” I loved that name and began brainstorming ideas about exactly what such a character might do. Once I began writing, I quickly realized that the concept was so over-the-top that the play fit perfectly into the style of melodrama.

 

Q: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PART OR LINE IN THE PLAY? WHY?

A: The comical mime battle between Mastermime and Detective Stanton Ovation is a hilarious high point in the play. I also love when a stagehand has been surprised by Mastermime says, “I’ll never forget his terrible blue face.” Someone else says, “It was white!” and the stagehand responds defensively, “Hey, I’m colorblind, ok?”

 

Q: WHERE DID THE CHARACTERS COME FROM? ARE THEY BASED ON PEOPLE YOU KNOW?

A: I wrote this play for a group of middle school students to compete in the Massachusetts Middle School Theatre Festival. They won a gold medal for their performance! The characters are not based on these students, but they were tailored to give everyone an interesting role to perform.

 

Q: WHAT DID YOU TRY TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS PLAY?

A: This play was written as a fun, fresh take on the classic melodrama. Because it was crafted for a competition, the characters are well developed and the relationships between them are strong.

 

Q: DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE YOU'D LIKE TO ADD?

A: I’m honored every time one of my plays is produced through Eldridge and I strive to provide material that is fun to perform and to watch. If you are directing or performing in one of my plays, please feel free to reach out to me with questions or comments. Thanks so much!