Ho Hum High

Book By: Robert Frankel
Play #: 1026
Pages: 72 pgs
Cast: Flexible cast, approx. 9 m, 13 w

At Hollister Hummelforth High, better known as Ho Hum High, the geeky trigonometry teacher carries around a rubber chicken, the science teacher talks to her pet shrimp, and the principal is straight from Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. No wonder the kids only show signs of life when they're placing bets on who will fall asleep first. So when Hal, the slowest, most naive student in school, assumes Pete's flat 7-UP is really "smart juice," Pete plays along. When the principal sees the "effects" of the juice on Hal and other students, he thinks the spark of learning has been lit and enters them in the National High School Wits competition. Meanwhile, the overly ambitious assistant principal wants HHH to look as bad as possible to be named the neediest school in America and get $5 million from Princess Acranium visiting from Mongootia. Laughs come faster than answers in an explosive ending as the kids match wits on TV against two other schools.

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CAMDEN MIDDLE SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
CAMDEN, NY 4/20/2012
KENESAW PUBLIC SCHL 2 Performance(s)
KENESAW, NE 3/24/2010
ANNAWAN GRADE SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
ANNAWAN, IL 2/5/2010
FYCC ST MICHAEL-ALBERTVL 1 Performance(s)
SAINT MICHAEL, MN 5/7/2009
BELGREEN HIGH SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
RUSSELLVILLE, AL 10/6/2008
CRESTON MIDDLE SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
INDIANAPOLIS, IN 3/19/2008
GULF MIDDLE SCHOOL DRAMA CLUB 1 Performance(s)
PORT RICHEY, FL 4/20/2007
MONTICELLO HIGH SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
MONTICELLO, WI 3/31/2007
MANOR MIDDLE SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
LANCASTER, PA 3/19/2007
EMMANUEL CHRISTIAN SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
TOLEDO, OH 3/18/2007
ROOSEVELT MIDDLE SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
VISTA, CA 11/14/2006
CASTLEWOOD SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
CASTLEWOOD, SD 5/5/2006
CASA GRANDE MIDDLE SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
CASA GRANDE, AZ 12/9/2005
WILLIAMSON HIGH SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
TIOGA, PA 4/30/2004
HARTLEY MELVIN SANBORN HS 2 Performance(s)
HARTLEY, IA 4/15/2004
BRYANT MIDDLE SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
DOS PALOS, CA 4/15/2004
SEQUATCHIE CO. HIGH SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
DUNLAP, TN 4/1/2004
CHENEY MIDDLE SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
CHENEY, WA 3/19/2004
POQUOSON MIDDLE SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
POQUOSON, VA 1/14/2004
EAST UNION SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
BLUE SPRINGS, MS 3/31/2003

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