Earnestly Earnestine

Book By: Craig Sodaro
Play #: 8356
Pages: 61 pgs
Cast: 3 m, 9 w

Tycoon Willard Witherspoon has been looking for his great-niece Earnestine since she was lost with her parents in the Amazon eighteen years earlier. Though her parents died, Willard has good reason to believe that Earnestine survived. With the help of his secretary Dudley and his housekeeper Beulah, Willard launches a search for his Earnestine so he can leave his fortune to her when he dies. After a media announcement, Earnestines appear from every corner of the country, but Willard finally settles on four to invite to his mansion for the weekend. Earnestine Sweet is a model and actress whose stage mother is definitely in control. Earnestine Tilly is a shy school teacher, while Earnestine McCoy is a lively massage therapist. Earnestine Krupp is a waitress whose boyfriend needs her to pay for his one-man gallery show. Although Willard interviews the Earnestines, he also hires a detective for DNA tests. The unexpected result almost breaks hearts and scuttles budding romance, but quick-thinking Dudley manages to reveal the importance of being the real Earnestine. Full evening.

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Productions

ST JOHNS LUTHERAN SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
ORANGE, CA 5/21/2020
ETNA HIGH SCHOOL 3 Performance(s)
ETNA, CA 11/22/2019
YHS DRAMA DEPARTMENT 1 Performance(s)
WHITE OAK, PA 11/9/2019
YHS DRAMA DEPARTMENT 1 Performance(s)
WHITE OAK, PA 11/8/2019
3 Performance(s)
EASTON, MD 2/22/2019
ARTISTICCOMMUNITYTEENTHEATER 2 Performance(s)
BELLEVILLE, PA 4/6/2018
BLUE VALLEY HIGH SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
WESTMORELAND, KS 12/1/2017
OAKLAND CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL 3 Performance(s)
PITTSBURGH, PA 11/17/2017
LAUDERDALE COUNTY HIGH SCHOOL 3 Performance(s)
ROGERSVILLE, AL 4/28/2015
GAREY HIGH SCHOOL 3 Performance(s)
POMONA, CA 5/14/2014
REDFIELD PUBLIC SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
REDFIELD , SD 11/15/2013
JONESPORT-BEALS HIGH SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
JONESPORT, ME 3/22/2012
HOT SPRINGS SCHOOLS 2 Performance(s)
HOT SPRINGS, SD 11/3/2011
GENEVA CLASSICAL ACADEMY 2 Performance(s)
LAKELAND, FL 5/12/2011
SEVIER COUNTY HIGH SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
SEVIERVILLE, TN 4/18/2011
RIVERMONT COLLEGIATE 2 Performance(s)
BETTENDORF, IA 3/18/2011
JAMESTOWN AREA SCHOOL DISTRICT 2 Performance(s)
JAMESTOWN, PA 11/12/2010
DENMARK HIGH SCHOOL PLAY 3 Performance(s)
DENMARK , WI 4/23/2010
CCS-DRAMA CLUB 2 Performance(s)
CINCINNATUS, NY 4/9/2010
POOLE MENNONITE CHURCH 3 Performance(s)
MILLBANK, ON 3/18/2010
HAMPSHIRE HIGH SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
ROMNEY, WV 2/15/2010
BURR OAK SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
BURR OAK, MI 11/20/2009
NEWTON FALLS SCHOOLS 2 Performance(s)
NEWTON FALLS, OH 11/20/2009
TICONDEROGA HIGH SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
TICONDEROGA, NY 3/21/2009
BOYDEN-HULL CSD 2 Performance(s)
HULL, IA 11/21/2008
WEST CARROLL HIGH SCHOOL 3 Performance(s)
SAVANNA, IL 11/7/2008
EAST NICOLAUS HS DRAMA 2 Performance(s)
NICOLAUS, CA 5/8/2008
LAMONTE HIGH SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
LAMONTE , MO 5/5/2008
WAUBAY HIGH SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
WAUBAY, SD 5/1/2008

Behind The Scenes

PLAYWRIGHT CRAIG SODARO TALKS ABOUT

"EARNESTLY EARNESTINE"

 

Q.: WHAT INSPIRED YOU TO WRITE THIS PLAY?

A.: I read in the newspaper about a wealthy man in Europe who had no immediate relatives to leave his fortune to, so he began a search for a long-lost relative to fit the bill. The article said that he invited prospective relations to his castle to get to know them before making a final decision. I thought the situation would make an enjoyable comedy.

 

Q.: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PART OF THE PLAY? WHY?

A.: I have to say the second scene in which Willard learns how foolish his plan is. I like the physical comedy, a fun way to lay some of the groundwork for what is to come. We learn about Willard's plan, Dudley's insecurities, Willard's false bravado, Beulah's role in the household, and the picture on Willard's desk.

 

Q.: WHERE DO THE CHARACTERS COME FROM?

ARE THEY BASED ON PEOPLE YOU KNOW?

A.: Certain aspects of the characters are based on people I know, but, for the most part, they are an invention of my imagination.

 

Q.: WHAT DID YOU HOPE TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS PLAY?

A.: I hoped to create an enjoyable comedy spiced with a bit of crime and a bit of romance. I also wanted Earnestine to realize what is important in life. Because of the hardships she's endured, she's easy prey for the first sweet-talker she meets. Through the action of the play she grows and changes for the better.