Life is not so cool lately for Debbie Dawn, the teen starlet whose fantastic movie career suddenly seems empty and shallow. Even her screen boyfriend, Troy, wonders why he must be a teenager in love, especially now that he's 26. The real problems, and the fun, begin when Debbie's no-good manager plots her murder to cover the fact he's lost all her money on shady business deals. An inept hit man gets himself pummeled, knifed, and shot just trying to get near Debbie. Her beach house is more like a madhouse because "TV Sock Hop" host Del Murdock arrives to broadcast his show live with the town's hippest teens. And all the teens want to do is get Debbie's autograph and tear the clothes off Troy! Add one studio photographer, a "fire and brimstone" minister, and Hollywood bombshell, Vicky Zest, who is really Debbie's secret on-screen singing voice, and you have one slapstick happening.